Whenever the topic of dressing came up, all of us nominated Japanese as the ultimate with the most sensible dressing (not that other chinks are bad, who knows which guy belongs to which south Asian country I’m jealous of all of them) And if you are a dark individual with gothic traits but still have some goodness inside, you wouldn’t refuse to admire this Black Mastermind T-shirt which features a front love and peace “poison” patch and a “mastermind” written on the rear side.

This 100% cotton Jersey T-shirt for $585 is made in Japan.